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Uh... yeah. [ Calm down, dude. ] We told you guys, remember? Once the storm passes and your time here is over, you can go home.

What, did you think we were lying?

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N-No, I just...

[He'll let you go, Thug. Sorry about that buddy.]

Is that how it worked before? The murders stopped, and people got to go home?

[ . . . ]

Brasco and the Princess already told me.

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Basically, yeah.

[ It's cool, kid, he's mostly just a little surprised. ]

We never said you were gonna be stuck here forever.

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It's just...the storm kept you here all this time.

I would figure...we'd all either die, or...

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Oh, well, we live here. Someone has to take care of the house.

But you guys are just guests, you can leave no problem. Once your stay is over, anyway.

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Brasco said you couldn't leave because of the storm.

You're not allowed to leave because you have to take care of the house?

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[ Somewhere Brasco is probably sneezing. Dammit, Thug! ]

I mean, the storm is keeping us from leaving. It's just, uh, a little more complicated than that....

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Does it have to do with Eric Hale?

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Eric Who?

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[he really wants a cool "gotcha" moment like in those tv detective shows. Let him live.]

The cult leader.

No?

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[ Your attempts are admirable, Shintaro.

Give him a minute, he's trying to remember.... ]

Ohhhhh, yeah! The cult leader. That guy.

[ He's heard of him, at least. ]

Wow, it's been a while since I heard that name.

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[WHY COULDNT HE HAVE REMEMBERED IT THE FIRST TIME??]

Know what his deal was?

Did he...fucking...I don't know, summon the Krampus, or something?

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[ Well, it's like if you heard Thug Dangerzone's real name, you would be like "Who?" ]

I don't... actually know what he did. But I think he succeeded.

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[i bet its lame]

...Ominous.

Do you think he had a connection to this place? Guzma found a..recruitment flyer, or something.

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[ You would not be wrong. ]

Yeah. That's probably how I would put it. He has a connection to this place.

Uh, I think.

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And a love of various holidays, apparently?

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[ He shrugs. ]

Apparently.

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There's no way that like...

He became, like...

The house itself, right?

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[ You might just be on to something there, pal. ]

Uh.... I dunno, actually.

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[brasco you beautiful bastard you are SO getting a glass of coke]

If the cult did something here, and you guys got wrapped up in it, then...

Hey, Thug, help me out one more time. How did you learn about the cult thing?

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[ Bribed him with the coke, did you? Brasco's easy to please like that. ]

Uhh, I didn't learn about the cult thing until after I got pulled into this mess. I think. It's been a while so it's kinda fuzzy.

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So whatever happened here was long before you guys got roped in to running this show for them?

And coming up with names like "Thug Dangerzone"?

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Yeah, probably. I don't really know for sure, though.

We didn't use fake names at first, that's kind of just lately since we've been doing this for so long.

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You play different roles, to distance yourself from the fact that people are always dying.

[Or maybe, just because it's fun?]

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It's like you're looking into my soul....

[ He's got chills, dude. ]

You're really good at this! Have you considered trying to become a detective?