Thug Dangerzone (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
secretingredients) wrote2017-12-02 09:49 pm
secretingredients) wrote2017-12-02 09:49 pm
So whatever happened here was long before you guys got roped in to running this show for them?
And coming up with names like "Thug Dangerzone"?
And coming up with names like "Thug Dangerzone"?
Yeah, probably. I don't really know for sure, though.
We didn't use fake names at first, that's kind of just lately since we've been doing this for so long.
We didn't use fake names at first, that's kind of just lately since we've been doing this for so long.
You play different roles, to distance yourself from the fact that people are always dying.
[Or maybe, just because it's fun?]
[Or maybe, just because it's fun?]
Honestly, I was waiting to see how long 'til you caught on.
[he's a shit and i'm sorry...
but he adds as he takes another sip-]
You have good taste, though. I'll still share, just for that-- I've got another bottle too if you want to try it.
[this is 100% bribery but it's fine.]
[he's a shit and i'm sorry...
but he adds as he takes another sip-]
You have good taste, though. I'll still share, just for that-- I've got another bottle too if you want to try it.
[this is 100% bribery but it's fine.]
It's like you're looking into my soul....
[ He's got chills, dude. ]
You're really good at this! Have you considered trying to become a detective?
[ He's got chills, dude. ]
You're really good at this! Have you considered trying to become a detective?
Well, they kinda keep replenishing so it's not a huge deal, but it's the principle of the thing!
[ Honestly, Chuuya!!! But then he's also super easy to bribe. ]
Sure, I'll have a glass. I have to wait on my roast, anyhow.
[ Honestly, Chuuya!!! But then he's also super easy to bribe. ]
Sure, I'll have a glass. I have to wait on my roast, anyhow.
...Someone told me once, that I had a knack for understanding people's hearts.
...I thought it was a pretty stupid thing to say.
[A sad sort of sigh.]
I don't think I'd make a good detective, but maybe for now, I'll try to be one.
...I thought it was a pretty stupid thing to say.
[A sad sort of sigh.]
I don't think I'd make a good detective, but maybe for now, I'll try to be one.
Do they? I thought Starshine said it was a special order kind of thing.
[but also they can go outside now so like, it's not totally weird, he supposes. maybe they arrive somehow.]
[but also they can go outside now so like, it's not totally weird, he supposes. maybe they arrive somehow.]
Oh... I guess it depends on the vintage.
[ He's gonna go back and check. The cheap wine replenishes, the fancy stuff.... ]
Damn, you had to take the oldest ones?
[ He's gonna go back and check. The cheap wine replenishes, the fancy stuff.... ]
Damn, you had to take the oldest ones?
That doesn't sound stupid if you ask me.
[ but then Thug is SUPER LAME, don't ask him. ]
Yeah, you've totally got this! I think if you guys work together, you can figure things out.
[ but then Thug is SUPER LAME, don't ask him. ]
Yeah, you've totally got this! I think if you guys work together, you can figure things out.
It's the closest to what I'm used to-- but I only took one of 'em, so if more went missing, you're going to have to look at someone else.
[he'll shrug and leave it at that for a second while he fetches the bottle he mentioned! bless kantera's heart for handing over his wine. chuuya pours a glass for him and hands it over.]
[he'll shrug and leave it at that for a second while he fetches the bottle he mentioned! bless kantera's heart for handing over his wine. chuuya pours a glass for him and hands it over.]
Yeah. Maybe it's not so stupid after all...
[Hmmm...How do you defeat an evil, sentient house that presumably can create festive demons?]
You said people get to go home sometimes, right? When the "storm ends", yeah?
[Hmmm...How do you defeat an evil, sentient house that presumably can create festive demons?]
You said people get to go home sometimes, right? When the "storm ends", yeah?
Ah, so you're a man of expensive tastes, huh?
[ Don't talk about wines, no one wants to be that bored, Thug. ]
It might've been Starshine, she likes messing with me. [ He sighs. ] It's been like that ever since we slept together. Or since we became brother and sister? I forget.
[ The answer is both and this is Starshine gossip power hour. ]
[ Don't talk about wines, no one wants to be that bored, Thug. ]
It might've been Starshine, she likes messing with me. [ He sighs. ] It's been like that ever since we slept together. Or since we became brother and sister? I forget.
[ The answer is both and this is Starshine gossip power hour. ]
--okay, she mentioned you guys were together once, but not the brother and sister thing. That came after you guys slept together, right?
[that's getting into weird territory, jesus.]
[that's getting into weird territory, jesus.]
[ Thug, being the thick guy that he is, did not see the weirdness until Chuuya pointed it out. ]
Oh, yeah! That would've been weird. We weren't together for that long.
[ Phrasing, Thug. Phrasing. ]
See, our parents got married, but that was after we'd stopped sleeping together. We tried breaking them up, actually!
Oh, yeah! That would've been weird. We weren't together for that long.
[ Phrasing, Thug. Phrasing. ]
See, our parents got married, but that was after we'd stopped sleeping together. We tried breaking them up, actually!
So it's a stepsiblings kind of thing. Okay. That's way less weird, thanks.
[PHRASING IS IMPORTANT THUG...]
How long ago was all this, anyway?
[PHRASING IS IMPORTANT THUG...]
How long ago was all this, anyway?
Step-siblings, sure. [ IF YOU WANNA BE PEDANTIC.... which you totally should be, Thug. ] They're just as important as regular siblings, you know! She still gets invited to the family gatherings.
But this was all before we wound up here. Back home.
But this was all before we wound up here. Back home.
What kind of place are you from? Pretty similar to this, or did you want different weather or something?
I mean, it didn't snow all the time and it wasn't always weirdly themed, for one thing.
It was, you know, normal.
It was, you know, normal.
It's your place though, right? You could go without the weird themes if you wanted to. Make it a little more normal.
I wouldn't say it's ours. We just live and work here.
Hasn't seemed like the owner's been around or anything, though, so who's gonna stop you from just-- not doing it?
[ Thug hums, like the question makes him uncomfortable. ]
I mean, it's my job. I'm not going to stop doing my job just because the owner isn't around to tell me if I'm doing well or not.
I mean, it's my job. I'm not going to stop doing my job just because the owner isn't around to tell me if I'm doing well or not.
That's right. People have gone home before.
-yeah, I guess that's fair.
[he's not here to make thug too uncomfortable, he won't press that particular question for the moment.]
How'd you guys end up working here in the first place, anyway?
[he's not here to make thug too uncomfortable, he won't press that particular question for the moment.]
How'd you guys end up working here in the first place, anyway?
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